Dodge ball was great.  I have cat like reflexes.  That's why my friends call me Litterbox McKitty.  But I can't throw a ball with enough force to injure anyone.  So dodge ball was like this.  I would be the last kid standing on my side.  Twenty angry jocks across the line furious they couldn't hit me.  Coach would grow tired of my cat like reflexes and call "open court" where I'd get twenty angry jocks zero in on me about 6 inches from my head and beat me senseless with balls.  My cat like reflexes are more of a curse than they are a blessing.

 

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