When have you known a comet colliding with Earth to be a good thing?  The next part of this saga will appear next Wednesday.  This is a must read.  Think of it as a survival guide.  People, this could happen.  I'm just trying to save the Earth.  Is that so wrong? Did anybody see the Dr. Phil special with Pat O'Brien?  Geez, Dr. Phil, why don't you marry him if you love him so much.  Dr. Phil to Pat:  "I've secretly observed you when nobody knew I was observing you."  Creepy.  Does anybody really care about Pat O'Brien?  He was a reporter on a TV tabloid show.  Did you really expect him to be Mother Teresa?  After trying to watch that lame special I could become a drug addict just to try to erase the memory of that show.   Now, on to American Idol.  Constantine was voted off last week.  Thank you, America.  I couldn't take his hungry ogle.  Every time he looked at the TV screen it was almost as if he were trying to longingly look into my soul.  As if he were saying "I want you.  All of you."  Later ogler.  Now on to the current Idol.  You know who creeps me out now?  Anthony.  He looks like that ventriloquist's dummy in the old horror movie Magic.  And American Idol isn't without its scandal this week.  We find out Bo, the rocker, was arrested twice for drug possession.  Uh. . . what part of that comes as a shock to you?  When I first saw the dude I was like "hey, isn't that the dealer on the corner of 9th and Elm?"   Dang.  Homes is hardcore.  He ain't gonna take that shiznit lying down.  Probably because he can't lay down without his belly crushing his internal organs.  I'm normally not an angry person, but Pat O'Brien brings out the worst in EVERYBODY.

 

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